August 20, 2009
· Filed under Controversial
I was watching this television show about some kid who was on TV because he started some super cool environmental project. A bunch of his friends in China planted trees and cleaned up a park, and they took a video of it and sent it to him. For this, he won an award.
This is unrelated to my main rant today, but I don’t think he deserves the award. Even if it’s some award nobody knows about, what did he do to earn it?
Since his project involved Chinese people, and he’s half Chinese (he said so himself), I expected that he’d have a good outlook on Chinese people.
I was in for a big surprise.
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April 1, 2009
· Filed under Controversial · Tagged english, nonsense, obscure location, poem, repetitive repetition
Today was no ordinary first period.
The air felt alive and pulsating as I stepped into room 002. Something was coming, and it was big.
The next few moments were a blur. Things happened so fast, I didn’t know what was happening, until I was seating inside the McAfee theater, holding my trusty Coincidences, Chaos, and All That Math Jazz, and a pencil.
What now? I thought.
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March 28, 2009
· Filed under Controversial · Tagged german, homework, obscure location, story
Did you know that “Spanish” is just one letter away from “spinach”? Coincidence? I think not!
Anyways, I ran out of spiffy ways to introduce my posts, so that’s the best I have to offer. Moving right along, today I’ll be ranting about gasoline.
As the great poet Gerard Way once said, “Cover me in gasoline.” The kind of gasoline obsession I’m talking about might not go that far, but it is unique, if not interesting.
So, I was walking along this hallway, minding my own business, when this guy in a golf cart comes putting by. Oh look, a golf cart, I thought. What fun. But then, after the cart passed me, I smelled it.
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