F f O i R n E i V t E e R

~by infinitestory

ABSTRACT
Today, I begin a venture into the world of my brain. A little explored, never mapped, vast no man’s land that has eaten explorers alive, the charting of its depths proves to be a task for the finest explorers, a feat equal to conquering the Millennium Problems. Today, I and a number of brave comrades have banded together in an effort to piece together the jigsaw puzzle pieces that have survived from the heroic quests into my mind… and we even collect some data, unusual to unnerving, for the readers of this blog to have exclusive access to. Join us in our examination of the mind of InfiniteStory.

01 Hmm, sometimes writing my name to indicate authorship DOES make me look redundant.

02 People who are really good at programming can be really bad at the small stuff. This refers to, what else, coordinating the distribution of Wolfram Mathematica to about 56 students who were promised a copy.

03 My new cellphone is pretty nice.

04 My new swineflu is not quite nice.

05 Peanut butter sandwiches taste bad if the bread is not excellent. But if the bread is excellent, there is no need for peanut butter.

06 Pie is good.

07 Pie is good.

08 Actually, just apple pie. Pumpkin is pretty bad.

09 It’s a REALLY bad idea to get all your information from one source. Two people I know have gotten all their information of the world from TV and Wikipedia.

10 If you leave your socks on the ground, a monster will snatch them and throw them in the trash can. This also happens if someone else leaves your socks on the ground or if you leave someone else’s socks on the ground or if you leave your socks on someone else’s ground.