~by infinitestory
Well, infinity has no end, but there’s another, equally boundless, equally threatening infinity besides the one in my name. One that lives among us.
The endless stupidity of America, international lampoon. (Hey, another multi-meaning sentence! This time with 3 meanings!)
I was going through my old toy box, intending to get help modding an old Nerf gun to shoot about 80 feet instead of 30. I found it, but I also found what may be the most interesting thing I’ve seen all day.
~by infinitestory
so this guy walks up to me today and
he’s like
HEY MJ IS DEAD
and im like
NO WAY
and hes like
YEA WAY
~by infinitestory
ABSTRACT
Today, I begin a venture into the world of my brain. A little explored, never mapped, vast no man’s land that has eaten explorers alive, the charting of its depths proves to be a task for the finest explorers, a feat equal to conquering the Millennium Problems. Today, I and a number of brave comrades have banded together in an effort to piece together the jigsaw puzzle pieces that have survived from the heroic quests into my mind… and we even collect some data, unusual to unnerving, for the readers of this blog to have exclusive access to. Join us in our examination of the mind of InfiniteStory.
Unlike other holidays in the United States, July Fourth is in its own category.
For starters, novices, and amateur recreational-partakers, one major difference is the long weekend. In most cases, the long weekend runs from Saturday through Monday. However, the July Fourth long weekend runs from Friday to Sunday.
A subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless.
~by infinitestory
81 Swine flu. It’s terrible. I had it, and I had to sit with it for 4.5 hours while waiting for a flight out of Denver. My head hurt, I had a fever, I felt as hungry as nobody or their mom has ever felt. And it spreads as fast as hellfire. After one person at camp got it, 3 more followed in the next 3 days and likely 6 more in the next 5.
82 The de-energization that comes after swine flu. This is so bad, it deserves its own section. This is probably worse than any drug low you can care to name, not that I would have experience with that. I was so tired, I was unable to eat to become less tired. When you have swine flu, all you can do is sleep and hope that will make you less hungry. And it rarely does. It also stops me from writing blog posts coherently (if you don’t understand this, read my last blog post and notice the incoherence, even compared to my other posts)
~by infinitestory
Yes that’s right, it’s the return of the author you all find ridiculously laughable, and he’s got swine flu.
That’s right, I finally got hit by H1N1 too. And my throat hurts like hell.
It’s that feeling where you’re not the least bit thirsty but your mouth tastes dry, somewhat like drinking salt water. It feels terrible.
I got swine flu at camp in Nebraska (along with maybe 8 other people), which leads me to the topic of why I was MIA for about 3 weeks.
But first I’ll talk about Nebraska.
Ignore the that was previously here.
