For my Health class this semester, it was mandatory that we complete a 6-hour community service nonsense package.
Luckily, I was creative enough to avoid having to do any work.
Said 6-hour task was split into two 3-hour tasks, because everybody knows that 2×3 < 6.
The first 3-hours I managed to pull off easily by designing a functioning CMS for a non-profit organization.
Hey, its jehree again and I know I haven’t posted in quite a while, but here is a story I think you might enjoy. (This did not happen to me, it is a retelling of a story from a friend) NOTE: I DO NOT CONDONE OR ENCOURAGE THE USE OF MARIJUANA, SNEAKING OUT, LYING, OR ANYTHING ILLEGAL, EVER. If you do any of those things, Graveler will rip out your soul and eat it with mayo.
The Story:
~by infinitestory
I won’t be posting on this blog until after finals, or at least after the only two hard finals next Tuesday. Finals are also the reason I have not posted recently.
If you’re reading this, you should not. You should be studying for finals.
“I thought you were too busy skateboarding to write.”
That was true, until I screwed over my shoulder and back.
I still don’t know how to ollie, and now I can’t even reach around to take my shirt off. Not that you needed to know that.
Here’s a riddle I heard over my trip this long weekend.
Person Telling Riddle: What starts with G-A-S and is ten letters long?
~by infinitestory
I did not fail my essay. That is good. However, the suspense caused my brain to enter a comatose state, and that is my pitiful and obviously untrue excuse for not posting for a while again.
The real reason is the bunch of friends I have who keep pestering me to play StarCraft with them.
I suck at StarCraft. Period. There is no other way to describe it, except “I suck badly at StarCraft.”
Imagine Alexander the Great, except he can only see 4 units at a time because he has a visual defect, his reaction time tops 10 seconds, and he accidentally orders massive amounts of peasant units to be commissioned instead of cavalry.
That, plus he is fighting a non-handicapped Julius Caesar.
~by infinitestory
That’s right, I’m back, and I’ve got one hell of a triple-stacked three-day unnecessarily large post for you guys (at least I hope it’s large. Maybe not.)
I will divide this post by day, concluding on Wednesday which will be the #1 most eventful part of the post in my opinion.
First off we have
MONDAY
~by infinitestory
I guess the title is a misnomer. Today’s post, to make up for my failure to write in the past few days, will be an unnecessarily large triple-stacked edition full of Wednesday hilarity.
I’ve been loaded down with tests and a critical Theater Arts presentation, and that’s my pitiful excuse for not posting (since I never study anyway).
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For the past few days, I’ve been sleeping. And eating.
But also skating.
On Sunday, I ran out to Target an got a skateboard. I don’t know what kind, so don’t ask me. It has four wheels, and it rolls, so it’s good enough for me.
Last Friday was my second time on a skateboard.
It was blistering hot. I ended up sweating so much, that I couldn’t feel my fingertips afterwards. It’s not a good feeling, not being able to feel your extremities. I had to eat an entire jar of salted peanuts just to regain my senses.
But that’s just all part of the fun, isn’t it?
~by infinitestory
You know you’ve been playing too many video games when you look in your front yard and see 1up mushrooms growing, then rush back inside while jumping over goombas and hitting ? blocks on the roof.
At least, if you’re normal.
If you’re un-normal, like me, other things happen.
